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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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