- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the old man die? He was old.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Your big dick.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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