Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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