Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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time to spruce up!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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