What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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