- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Ross.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Cancer

Do the roar!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

you give like i give lomain

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