- Anti Joke

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

race-car = rac-ecar

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.