- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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