LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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