- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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