Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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