- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Barack Obama is a good president.

woman's rights

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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