- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red poo is poo

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

i'm hard

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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