- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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