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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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