- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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