- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

woman's rights

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

the economy.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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