Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Jimmy Saville

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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