- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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