- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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