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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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I'm so punny.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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