- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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