- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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