What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Anti Joke

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