A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock knock.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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