What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

5 Italian guys from Long Island

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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