"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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ur gey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why? Because.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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