A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Racial Equality

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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no rasist joks

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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