#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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