- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Take part of what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

your no better than a cockroach

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Wait! hundred billions!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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