- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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