- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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