- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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