a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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