Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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