How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Anti Joke

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