- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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