What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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