Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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