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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Oh, go away

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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