What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Jesus Christ

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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