A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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