Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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