Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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You are joking right?

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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