Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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