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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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