So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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quantum physics?

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Women.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Tunechi

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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