- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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