- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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