XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Blacks

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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