Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Blacks

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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NEVER

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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