How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are flowers.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Liverpool City Football Club

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Take part of what?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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