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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What's 9+10? 19

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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