- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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