moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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