How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

woman's rights

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

the economy.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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