- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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