what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Gay republicans

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Vagina Boob

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Anti Joke

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