What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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