Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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