- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

i like turtles

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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