- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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