You know what sucks? A vacuum.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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