- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

salad days!

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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