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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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