Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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