- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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