Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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