- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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