- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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