- Anti Joke

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!