- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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