What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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time to spruce up!

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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