jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Anti Joke

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