- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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