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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

You know what's cool? Yep.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

This is my favorite antijoke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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