Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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