why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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i hate non minorities!

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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