What does? 42

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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