- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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