Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why dont they make black forks

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Men's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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