There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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