- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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