- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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