-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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