- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A bar walks into a man

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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