- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

AIDS

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Please ignore this statement.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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