- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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