What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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