knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Vagina Boob

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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A man did not like this site

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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