what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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women's rights.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Anti Joke

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