- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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