What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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