- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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