How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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