- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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