What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

I'm homeless.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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