- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

No antijoke here.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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