what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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