Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Equal rights!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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