- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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