- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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