- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

womens rights

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Cripples are lame.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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