- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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