- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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