- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Apple hates Blackberry.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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