- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

No

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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