- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Will nearis is here! Get it

womans having rights.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

A fish swims up your penis...