- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Albino African Americans

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A bar walks into a man

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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