- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Death by kayak

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

knock knock? come in

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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