- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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