A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Canadians

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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