- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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