What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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