Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

I'm homeless.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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