- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 69.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

womans rights...

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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