- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Pineapple.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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