- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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