- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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