- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

I'm so punny.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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