- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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