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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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