Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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