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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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