A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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jews

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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