- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what this: b a dead one of these: p

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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