Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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