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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A black man walks out of a police station

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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