Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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civil rights

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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NEVER

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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