Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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