- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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