Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A guy walks into a bar

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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