Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

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