- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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