- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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