Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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