if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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guess what>? your mum lol

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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