So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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