Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Turkey Balls

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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I'm hungry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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