What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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