2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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