Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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