What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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