- Anti Joke

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive