Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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