- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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