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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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