- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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