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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Potassium? K.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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