Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Faithful men.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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