- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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