- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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