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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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