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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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