- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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