whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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